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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now assisting asylum seekers. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Some bloke in the pub revealed that the poor have been assisting asylum seekers with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the poor.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Some bloke in the pub went on to say.


Some bloke in the pub concluded, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".


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